MIZZ MANNERS



  • MIZZ Manners Loves Tufts University Policy

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    I am not in college yet but I am thrilled to know that when I get there, I will always have a place to sleep. Tufts University has made it an official rule, “sexiling” is permitted. “Sexiling”- exiling a roommate so that the other roommate can engage in sexual activity. Yeah! Hold on what happen if I want to…oh dear. That’s enough from Mizz Manners.




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  • Mizz Manners: Getting along with Loud People aka Dealing with NeNe Leakes

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    Hi, if you receive our newsletters you probably know me. I’m cute and cuddly and speak my mind. I have finally decided to write. It’s been quite a doozy with adults forgetting one way or another who they are. Serena Williams thought she was the President of the United States Tennis Association, Joe Wilson thought he was Barack Obama’s mom and Kanye West thought he was in a dream sequence. Sadly, I like to watch Real House Wives of Atlanta. Yes, it’s past my bedtime but who cares about kids anymore.

    So tonight, the crazy ladies went to Sheree’s, the self conceited one’s, party. Kim, the delusional home-wrecker (I should know. My dad has one), Kandi, the former Escape member and miracle worker( She made a country song sound good.) and NeNe Leakes, the towering loud mouth, came head to head. Kandi, the miracle worker made Tardy for the Party into an instant hit featuring the weak shrill voice of Kim using the miracle of good production and auto-tune. When the song first started, Kim and NeNe were in it together. As time went on, NeNe was less interested until she heard the song. Issue time! Now, Kim doesn’t want NeNe on the track. So, what does NeNe do? Whatever happens….Do not use NeNe as an example of what you should do?

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    Kim and NeNe

    In the first corner, Kim, the singer and the second corner, NeNe Leakes, the newbie author. Who will win? First, she got in Kim’s face calling her names and Kim left. Sheree, the conceited one, was upset and tried to call the crazy ladies to order. Something my mom likes to do when my stupid friends come over and start wanted to take over ‘playing doctor’. Anyway, NeNe won. Kim threw in the towel.

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    NeNe and Kandi

    Match two. NeNe vs Kandi. Anyway, Kandi being bothered by NeNe stood by in the party and the stuff hit the fan. NeNe got in Kandi face when she played down the Kim stealing the song moment. Did I say that? NeNe got more upset when Kandi said NeNe talked about her. Who care? Yes, Kim stole the song. Yes, NeNe talked about Kandi. But the reason I was writing….what do you do when loud people confront you. Walk away. Yes, it’s hard but it feels better. Go and get a cookie. Put some ice-cream on it. Add some whipped cream. Or you can hit them and run off. Hee hee! Sorry, that was a NeNe moment.




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